kpfun:

Violet Baudelaire, the eldest, was one of the finest 14-year-old inventors in the world. Anyone who knew Violet well could tell she was inventing something when her long hair was tied up in a ribbon. Klaus Baudelaire, the middle child, loved books. Or, rather, the things he learned from books. Nothing pleased Klaus more than spending an afternoon filling up his head with their contents. Sunny, the youngest, had a different interest. She liked to bite things and had four sharp teeth. There was very little that Sunny did not enjoy biting.
A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS (2004) dir. Brad Silberling

cedricsdiggory:

a series of unfortunate events ☰ the miserable mill

I’m sure you have heard it said that appearance does not matter so much, and that it is what’s on the inside that counts. This is, of course, utter nonsense, because if it were true then people who were good on this inside would would never have to comb their hair or take a bath, and the whole world would smell even worse than it already does.

maliatale:

“The management regrets to inform you that the shampoo is not tear-free. If anything, it encourages tears.” - A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017- )

carryonmywaywardsuperwholockian:

shuckle-shuffle:

hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night

I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.